Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
- Anonymous

When Solomon said that there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.
- Bob Edwards

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
- a cop in Blues Brothers

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
- Charles Barkley, after elbowing an Angolan basketball player at the Olympic Games

And people wonder why I worry.
- me

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
- Alan Alda

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
- Wayne Knight on Politically Incorrect

Rust, Gash, Toxin, Gangrene, Roach, Frostbite, Asphyxia, Bruise, Plague, Mildew.
- Urban Decay, makeup brand color names

Last breath of polluted air for the next sixty-five days. Gonna miss it. I don't trust air I can't see.
- Gene Hackman in Crimson Tide

I want to do a musical movie. Like Evita, but with good music.
- Elton John

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
- Charles Barkley in a sneaker commercial

My goodness. Dalmer, Dalmer, Dalmer. Why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been, but it would have been worth it.
- Tommy Lee Jones to Colm Meaney in Under Seige after Steven Seagal killed some of his men.

We're on a mission from God.
- Dan Aykroyd about ten times in Blues Brothers

Try? There is no try. Do, or do not.
- Yoda in Empire Strikes Back

A little more than kin, and less than kind!
- Hamlet. Hamlet, Act I Scene II

Jake: It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark. And we're wearing sunglasses.
Elwood: Hit it.
- Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi in Blues Brothers

Relax. The fur's fake. But the drink's real.
- Johnnie Walker Red Label billboard on I-5 South

Preston, this mission is a failure if we all die.
- Tommy Lee Jones to Nicolas Cage in Firebirds

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
- John Candy in Blues Brothers

US Marshall: Sam?
Sam Gerard: What?
Marshall: We just got a call from Harris Community Hospital.The wounded guard swears he saw Kimble right outside the emergency room.
Gerard: Well, that's hot.
Marshall: And an ambulance is missing.
Gerard: Where the hell's he going in an ambulance?
- Tommy Lee Jones and one of his partners in The Fugitive

I have two things to say.
- Erik Ziegler

Mr. Abbott: And what do you want?
Whistler: Peace on Earth and goodwill towards all men.
Mr. Abbott: We're the United States Government, we don't do that sort of thing!
- James Earl Jones and David Strathairn in Sneakers

Statistics show that 75% of the people make up three-quarters of the population.
- Mr. KFI (now known as Mr. KABC)

Nobody knows the troubles I've seen! (sung)
- Erik Ziegler and Mr. Fallon

Dead Poets Society
The scene with Robin Williams and Ethan Hawke

Kidnappers had a very bad time in prison. Even hardened robbers couldn't stomach the abusers of children, and so that variety of hood learned a whole new form of recreation in the federal corrections system: survival.
- From Executive Orders By Tom Clancy

Dr. Kimball: I didn't kill my wife!
Gerard: I DON'T CARE!
- Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive

As a good friend of mine likes to say... it's ricoculous!
- Mr. Birchum

I have a bad feeling about this.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
- nearly every major character in the Star Wars Trilogy

Sarcasm is dead? Was he ever alive to begin with? Wait, who was his wife? Cynicism? Oh, yes, but of course. Their lovechild was Parody, silly me. That's right. What? Can't remember the name of their spawnchild again? Why it's Satire, naturally. You do remember Satire, don't you?
- From The Ramblings Of Pet-The-Rock (Work Is Still In Progress)

I'm not dead yet!
- a generic character in Monty Python And The Holy Grail

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
- Adam Corolla

Hi-Ho. Hi-Ho. It's off to work I go.
- Paraphrase of Gene Wilder in great movie that I can't remember the name to.

I am not a committee!
- Carrie Fisher to Harrison Ford in Empire Strikes Back

Trivia Question: What, according to GI Joe, was "Half the battle" ? Answer: "knowing" spacer: winning